Ubyssey Humour

I ate the Buchanan A Block Stir it Up mac 'n cheese every day for three weeks — this is my story

Kyla Flynn — Sat, 25 Nov 2023 00:59:09 +0000

Sara Arora / The Ubyssey

I’m brave. I’m bold. I’m a survivor — nay — a trooper — no — a warrior. And I did it all for you. This is my story, this is my truth, this is my tale. One shot, one opportunity, mom’s spaghetti.

Where to scream into the void on campus

Kyla Flynn — Fri, 24 Nov 2023 00:54:00 +0000

Anupriya Dasgupta / The Ubyssey

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I solved world hunger over reading break — what did you do?

Elita Menezes — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 23:05:00 +0000

Marcus Obal / Wikimedia Commons

I don’t believe in throwing away time for trivial matters like sleep, school or employment. Hopefully, you’ll be inspired by my actions to make more out of your time off from classes as well.

UBC Speedrunners leapfrog the competition in cross-campus dash

Harry Sadleir — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 00:50:00 +0000

Isa You / The Ubyssey

“Ironically enough, campus speedrunning is a marathon, not a sprint,” said Discord user SweatWeasel98 in a 360p video call on ubcsecure that cut out seconds later.

Crossword: Taking stock

Naomi Ng — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 19:51:06 +0000

Find the link between the starred clues

Thunderbirds game levels Vancouver

Corwin Davidson — Fri, 17 Nov 2023 21:52:00 +0000

The Ubyssey

Unfortunately, the Ubyssey writer assigned to cover this (Landen) was otherwise occupied bombing their midterm, and was unable to see the game proper.

Buying Benoit-Antoine Bacon's approval

Jocelyn Baker and Sasha Singh — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 21:04:00 +0000

Sasha Singh / The Ubyssey

The humour section has previously torn down UBC presidents (for shame), but you have a breakfast-themed name, so we would never do that to you.

Two per cent DEAD

Kyla Flynn — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 22:48:52 +0000

Effie Huang / The Ubyssey

Spooky scary story

Holding death's door

Elita Menezes — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 22:48:07 +0000

Effie Huang / The Ubyssey

I was a statue, haunted by the phantom of my former self, metal handle tight between my fingers as I grimaced at the students who passed.

The haunting of IKB

Elita Menezes — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 22:21:27 +0000

Effie Huang / The Ubyssey

The library would be packed on any other night. This was finally my chance to get a good spot.